We see the crumbling and do nothing

Here's a headline this a.m.: "Donald Trump receives warning of 'absolute collapse' over new poll." Well fine. News is supposed to be "man bites dog." There is zero surprise when we get word that the president's poll numbers are crashing. 

Am I so much smarter than everyone else? Well the obvious answer should be "no." I have acquaintances who would answer snarkily. But I am smart enough to know that when the "polls" really collapse on this guy in the questionable cognitive state, he could do something treacherous. Let's think of the cornered animal. Like a wolverine. 

I am smart in that I have seen this coming for a long time. Good God, isn't it obvious that Trump took us out of the 2015 "Iran Nuclear Deal" because he wanted to do something else where he could take credit? He has to try to get credit for everything and to totally lambast/humiliate his perceived adversaries. Why isn't there an overwhelming national outcry over what is happening to the very honorable James Comey? 

Comey rose to become head of the FBI. Now he's "indicted." Over some sea shells?  Couldn't you imagine Johnny Carson telling some jokes about this? I would suggest it isn't funny. If nothing else, consider that if Comey's little communication was really a "death threat," wouldn't authorities have swooped in on him much faster, like immediately? But no, the president just wants to make this a dog and pony show. 

DJT reacted to the recent death of the most estimable Robert Mueller by saying he was glad Mueller died. And there wasn't a national outcry or demand that DJT apologize for such a comment? His spokespeople are sent out on the "Sunday shows" to equivocate and not even question the president's comment. 

I refer to Trump as "the president" because that is his title. Certainly I do not feel commensurate respect for him. And that is sad, it should not be the case. Hillary Clinton would have filled the shoes of president quite fine. I know if I even cite Hillary's name, a whole lot of local people would want to wince or grimace. How did we end up in this sorry state of affairs? "Gay rights?" "Trans?" 

DJT scores points by saying that men should not be allowed to play on women's sports teams. Well I agree with him on that. And this issue is the hill to die on for a lot of you folks out here in prairieland? 

How are the Morris area Catholics oriented at present? All my life I have seen these folks as pretty rock-ribbed with their faith and that's commendable to a point. I have far less of a problem with Catholics than with the "Southern Baptists." Perhaps a little anti-Southern prejudice kicking in. 

Pope Leo

Well Trump has made an enemy out of the Catholic Church. And once again, why not a mass demand from across the U.S. for an apology from the president, or if not from him then from "the White House." This would be a response to Trump saying that Pope Leo wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon. Of course the Pope said no such thing. 

There would be no Iran crisis at all, no looming blast of new inflation at the present time, if DJT could have just let the 2015 Iran nuclear deal stand. Other nations were in on that, put their imprimatur on that. It was negotiated by John Kerry and Barack Obama. Kerry was the 2004 Democratic presidential nominee and Obama was our first black president. 

Of course I don't even see why the "black" aspect matters, needs to be cited. Barack Obama is 50/50 between black and white. But in DJT's simpleton mind, Obama is black. And of course Trump is a racist. He has indicated he does not even want to be in a photo with a black female military person. Why isn't there widespread outrage over that? 

We're so quick to show outrage if a Democrat or "progressive" person says anything remotely edgy or oddball. But we give Trump a blank check for saying things that should lay the groundwork for impeachment. Well Trump has been impeached twice. No conviction of course. Republicans and their cheerleaders from the yapping-dog "conservative media" put up obstruction, get so many people all emotional. They automatically guffaw at the mention of Hillary Clinton's name. Why? 

Same for Kamala Harris. Maybe it's true that America is just not ready for a woman president. Who cares about the gender? Let's focus on policies. Let's focus on a sound and rational mind for moving ahead. But no. And certainly not out here in western Minnesota. 

And here's something that should concern us all: Seems that everything that our U of M-Morris stands for is counter to the presidential administration. We ought to worry. Renewable energy is on the list. Trump is giving people $ to drop support for wind farms. It never ends. 

The rest of the world notices. If the U.S. is seen as obstructing adequate progress in combating climate change, my goodness could there be a coalition of nations applying the clamps to the U.S.? Maybe forces will come down on us to force a division of the U.S. into at least two separate countries. This would parallel what happened to Germany at the end of WWII: "East" and "West." The East was Communist. 

Maybe the U.S. South will get its way after all. They could become "Dixie" perhaps. Oh but I'm sure poverty would rule. Lindsey Graham might be happy. BTW Senator Graham is gay. 

We have a congressperson out here in western Minnesota who totally supports DJT. Wouldn't say s--t if she had a mouthful. A majority of our "Christian" churches are probably at the root of the problem.

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

MACA girls resume winning ways w/ a sweep

MACA softball excelled at the Minnewaska Area diamond on Friday. The success came after the Tigers were dealt a couple of rare regular season losses. Their record stands at 10-2 with May action developing. The month of May is the home stretch for the school calendar. Lots of excitement on many fronts, in many programs. Always so invigorating of course. 

The softball team's 10-2 mark indicates we are not world-beaters. I get repetitive on this but the key is whether we can put up a good challenge in sections. I'll repeat that the southern Minnesota teams like Jackson County Central can be a real roadblock. 

The Tigers have shown through most of this regular season that they have state-caliber skills. We are a perfect 8-0 in conference. Of course the CW is that our conference is not particularly tough. Don't know why that is. We are 4-1 in section, 5-1 away from the home diamond and 5-1 at home also. Obviously a lot of encouraging signs. 

But signs of some vulnerability too like with these recent losses: 7-3 to Dassel-Cokato and 3-0 to Hawley. Ouch, a shutout! But on Friday the fans' spirits picked up as the Tigers swept a doubleheader. Scores were 9-2 and 11-8 at the 'Waska diamond. The success did not come easily or routinely! That was especially true with Game 2. But let's start with Game 1 here.

 

Win by seven

Haley Kill was in charge from the pitching circle in the 9-2 Game 1 success. Haley allowed just four hits and fanned six 'Waska batters in her full seven-inning stretch. Offensively we came on strong late with three runs in the sixth and four in the seventh. Some breathing room finally opened up. 'Waska scored its two runs in the first. 

Looks like fielding was a factor as 'Waska had four errors, the Tigers none. 

Ryla Koehler had a productive bat with a three-for-four line in the boxscore. She stole two bases, drove in four runs and scored two. Samantha Konz socked a double. She scored a run and drove in one. 

Aina Rose was aggressive on the basepaths with three steals, plus she walked and scored two runs. Harmony Coverdale had a hit, a stolen base and a run scored. My neighbor Addison Cihak hit safely and drew a walk. Miu Lu Asche walked three times, stole a base and scored three runs. 

Haley Kill had a hit, stole a base, drew a walk and drove in a run. Nora Boyle was one-for-four with an RBI. 

'Waska's Ella Roering had two hits including a double. Norah Van Zee pitched for the Lakers.

 

Coming through in Game 2

The second game of this twin bill had more drama. Neal Hofland filled me in at DeToy's this morning. MACA had to come on strong with six runs between the fifth and sixth innings to get the advantage over a stubborn 'Waska team. Our line score was eleven runs, eleven hits and one error. 'Waska's was 8-16-1. Yes we were out-hit.

Nora Boyle and Haley Kill worked in tandem in the pitching circle with Kill getting the 'W'. Kill fanned four batters, Boyle one. No walks issued. 

Samantha Konz delivered a home run for the Tigers. She was one-for-three with a run scored and two ribbies. Harmony Coverdale was all over the basepaths as her showing included two doubles, three stolen bases, a walk received, two RBIs and two runs scored. 

Aina Rose had a hit, drew a walk, stole a base and drove in a run. Mia Lu Asche walked, reached on HBP and scored a run. Ryla Koehler stayed in the groove hitting with a three-for-four showing. She crossed home plate once. 

Haley Kill hit safely, drew two walks and scored twice. Nora Boyle doubled, scored two runs, drove in a run, got on via HBP and walked. Brenna Jergenson worked the pitcher for three walks. Her bat produced two hits. She drove in three runs and scored one. Jade Marty walked and scored a run. 

Two 'Waska Lakers each had three hits: Avery Lewison and Emma Poegel. The losing pitcher was Kendyll Jenson.

 

Too darn cold

Today's the day for activating my lawn mowing equipment for the new "warm" season. I put "warm" in quotes. I grabbed my winter coat once again when leaving the house for breakfast at DeToy's. This morning, softball athlete Addie Cihak was one of the servers. 

Will my walk-behind mower start on the first pull? Suspense. I am actually confident that it will. I have learned a fair amount through the years. Well it's about time, I'm 71 years old. I sat next to Larry Anderson who has even more experience in life than I do. 

One of the DeToy's servers will be graduating from UMM in a few days. I told her where I always position myself for the processional: in between Oyate and the circle drive. 

I was present on the mall for UMM's very first graduation in 1964, proud to say. It was a big deal that the U of M president was here. I remember the guy's name without having to consult Google. It was O. Meredith Wilson. UMM was coming out of its early stresses of development. My father's men's chorus gave the place a helpful high profile. 

The DeToy's server is "Addie" just like Ms. Cihak. And on Sunday I'll probably see Addison Blume working at the restaurant. Addison was Herman's Homecoming queen. She would have been queen even with a substantially bigger enrollment there IMHO. I remember the photo in the paper of Addison and the king: this is how a homecoming royal couple is supposed to look, not how they've done it at UMM. Tradition should be respected just for the sake of the alumni IMHO. 

Will we be hearing about major cuts at UMM after the graduation? There is reason to feel concerned. All of higher education is approaching the "demographic cliff."

UMM grad-to-be Addie says that if you're at DeToy's and need service, just say "Addie!" 

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - musicstuff54@gmail.com 

Two churches, shells of their former selves

Does it really matter what First Lutheran and Federated Churches of Morris do? They have been straining to keep some relevance. Obviously they have fallen into hard times. A friend explained to me that the older people of Federated have been dying and they are not being replaced. Actuarial tables do not lie. 

I attended a funeral at Federated just a couple weeks ago. A pretty nice building right across from the public school in fact. I noticed on the day of the funeral that the fellowship area was way too small. As the deceased's family came back from the cemetery, people felt they had to leave to make room. That's discouraging. Someone told me the kitchen there is not efficiently organized either. 

Theology? Does that even matter now? The big conflict in the faith now is between the hardcore Trump supporters and those who would like to moderate from that some, "cooI it" as it were. Federated and First have never been on board with Trump-ism but some individual members are comfortable being MAGA, such as the Hecks of First Lutheran. It's getting harder for me to spend time around people like that. 

I don't think Jesus Christ would want to get anywhere near Donald Trump. But that's just me. Some will say I'll burn in hell. 

Well, enjoy eating some good food while you can still afford it. The Iran war is accelerating inflation and it's already showing up in the official numbers. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow, everything is going to hell. In the future we may all have to depend on trucks from the government delivering rice to our neighborhoods for sustenance. We're already having to depend on "synthetic food." "Frankenfood." 

Well, what about First Lutheran, my old church? Why has everything gone to hell there? I have a long memory and can remember when it was such a viable place. A community leader in fact, many "important persons" in the ranks. Well, you all know what the "dagger" was. Go back to 2009. Certain actions taken at the national ELCA level. 

And because of that we've had to accept the death or near-death of our once precious First Lutheran Church in Morris. My second-guessing would be as follows: At the national level, go ahead and pass reasonable accommodations for gay people in a non-emotional way. But the church bureaucracy became known to have people who were more committed to "LGBTQ" than anything else. 

At the local level, I never felt it was necessary for pastors to give sermons on the new gay rights policy. As a matter of policy, fine. We want our gay brothers and sisters to feel accepted. But as a matter for crusading, no. The crusading became an irritant. 

And so in Morris we saw the creation of a whole new Lutheran church out in the windswept countryside. I can assure you that the location of Good Shepherd Church, not far from where I live, is very windswept. Listen for coyotes. And so a whole lot of people with their $ left the established Lutheran churches of the area. 

 

The latest 

The votes are in, regarding the combined status of First Lutheran (FLC) and Federated. The arrangement has been going on a while. The same type of people belong to both churches. Why the separation? The two are not even in the same denomination. What's a Methodist? I don't really know or care. What the heck is "UCC?" 

And there sits Faith Lutheran in west Morris with its reputation at least for the present of being a viable ELCA stand-alone church. There's no way Morris should have two ELCA churches. If you belong to one and switch to the other, people will talk. My route is the safest: become non-churchgoing. 

Well, shall we talk about the vote? Someone reported the numbers to me yesterday. Well, the joint venture will continue or let's say limp along. The greatest dissent to this was from among FLC members. There was just one "nay" vote - one - from the Federated flock. 

I wonder how many of the "no" voting families at FLC will even continue their membership now, or (more importantly) continue giving $. I felt I was betrayed the last time I wrote a check to FLC. It was shortly after that, that the new partnership was announced. 

First Lutheran Church

I wrote here that it seemed like a "bait and switch." I wrote the check with the understanding that things would continue pretty much as normal at FLC, even if downsized. But no, we can't even do that. 

Look how happy the Apostolics are. What do they know that we don't? I enjoy having my Sunday morning breakfast every week with some of the Apostolic men. One of them complained recently about all the excessive government spending "under Biden." These guys do read out of that playbook. But I saw a headline on "Drudge" just recently: "Federal spending higher now than under Biden." 

What would Jesus say? He'd probably say don't get buried in politics so much. There seems no hope when it comes to that. The government in our name has its military destroy an Iranian girls school with a Tomahawk missile. Our Navy sinks a ship and doesn't rescue the survivors. And this is the heavenly-blessed government regime of Donald Trump? So Trump walks hand-in-hand with Jesus? Not in my mind he doesn't. But I have always been an outlier in the Morris community. Very sad.

Is it time to abandon Christianity? The "nones" already have.

  

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - musicstuff54@gmail.com 

Men can drool over Sophie Cunningham

Caitlin Clark is back but it's far from certain if she can produce real highlight reel stuff again. Her "Fever" played yesterday (Saturday) and won. Beat the New York "Liberty" in fact. But it's just pre-season. 

Surely "CC" has been the catalyst for women's basketball making great strides. Being in the pros might slow down her superstardom. Only the best in the pros. 

I'm wondering if anyone besides me has noticed a change in the "look" of women's basketball. A change from much of its history. Not talking about the style of play. Not talking about sheer entertainment value of the game. I ought to hesitate right now, not go any further with this. My goodness, what exactly is on my mind? 

It's something that could get into a horrible minefield if I seek to elucidate. I'm talking about players' "looks." About the most subjective realm for discussion that you could imagine. I will argue that many years had to pass before the "cute" or feminine girls felt comfortable wrapping their arms around basketball. I would suggest that such girls for a long time considered such sweaty and intense action "unbecoming" for them. They went in other directions. 

Sports was left largely to the girls who might be considered "rough," or perhaps inviting terminology that would make feminists want to strangle me. "Tomboyish?" Or edgier yet, "butch?" But I will argue that my assessment here is totally on the money. And I don't care about anyone's actual "sexual orientation." But I find the "butch" thing to be quite the turnoff. No equivocation IMHO. 

We have learned thanks to Caitlin and others that a girl who is fully attractive by the standards of your typical heterosexual men can play basketball with the best. Struck me as rather a revelation when it sank in. Should we be surprised? Well, probably not. 

Feminists again would want to string me up for talking in terms of "standards of typical heterosexual men." Feminists have to acknowledge that whether they like it or not - they definitely don't like it - heterosexual men have a pretty fixed perspective. We don't like to admit such judgments. Guys my age were coached in the days of Dean Martin and Bob Hope to feel attracted to a certain, ahem, prototype for attractive women. 

Network TV knew what people wanted, knew what men wanted. Go ahead and hurl brickbats. 

I studied a team photo of the Iowa Hawkeye women from this past season and had to note: not a single "butch"-looking woman in the group! 

Girls sports was just starting when I was in high school. I laud the women who were pioneers. They were not the Homecoming royalty type of girls. Today they might well be. Cultural norms are always evolving. We can be supremely happy. But women's basketball has experienced further development over the last approximately three years. If it ever was a sport for the "rough-hewn" girls - terminology again risky - it is not now. 

Sophie is alluring

I consider a teammate of Caitlin Clark's - Sophie Cunningham - to be an incredibly attractive female. Attractive even by the standards of Dean Martin and Bob Hope. I really never thought the day would come. In the past I would have expected such a female to be bowled over by the girls who were more visibly muscle-bound. But no, not only is Sophie Cunningham a superb player, she actually has an "enforcer" role mainly to protect Clark. 

What I write of her is a sea change and I think it's most welcome. 

 

Would Sophie object to my headline for this post? I think not and that's because this "knockout" has no problem putting herself forward as a sex symbol!

 

Celebrate with music! 

Now I'll share with you my lyrics to an original song I wrote, inspired by Ms. Cunningham. I re-purposed an old melody for a song I wrote about baseball player Chico Ruiz. That song I titled "He Stole Home." The new song you see below is titled simply with the player's name: Sophie Cunningham. I frankly think I am in love! Watch Sophie, Caitlin and others over this coming WNBA season. Basketball in summer! And why not?

 

"Sophie Cunningham"

by Brian Williams 

 

Stole my heart

She did and it wasn't close

As she played her game of basketball

With her blond hair bouncing and her smile wide

She has me so enthralled

She can shoot

The lights out with anyone

As her 3's go arcing toward the hoop

She will help the Fever when the game is close

Her talents all turned loose

Side by side

With Caitlin they have no peer

Watch them sprint so fearless on the court

I'd be so wide-eyed if I could play with them

In just a game of "horse"

Women's hoops 

Is fab in the summer months

There's no lock for baseball as the best

How can you beat watching Sophie Cunningham

And Caitlin and the rest?

She turns heads

Arouses a primal flame

On the court and with her podcast too

She is right in league with movie actresses

A full-fledged ingenue

You should know

This player of whom I sing

I'll repeat: it's Sophie Cunningham

You should tune in, watch her shoot and drive the lane

Her presence is so grand

You might think

That Caitlin will steal the show

That's OK, you're not the only one

We still love the Hawkeye who can turn it on

But Sophie is such fun

She was once

A Tiger in college days

Drawing cheers throughout the "show me state"

And she showed Missouri fans just how it's done

To make the Tigers great

Yes I sing

Of Sophie and how she plays

Up and down the hardcourt she just cooks

But I have to say I put her in the class

of Sydney Sweeney's looks

All it takes

Is watching a YouTube short

You will see that Sophie is a queen

And the Fever in their crimson uniforms

Will surely be your team 

 

Sophie in the white version of the Fever uniforms

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - musicstuff54@gmail.com

Everything coming up roses for softball!

Look at those MACA softball Tigers! Racking up the wins! So now it's an 8-0 won-lost record, a 6-0 mark in the conference. 

One problem is that our conference is not known to be real strong. I'm puzzled as to why that could be. 

How is it a problem for MACA? Well, it's in terms of not being tested well enough. Tested in order to be optimally prepared for the section level of post-season. The ultimate goal of course is to make state. In my distant past I traveled to cover the Tigers in state. It's a blast! 

Too often through the years we've seen teams like Jackson County be a roadblock. This after the Tigers had a sizzling regular season campaign. The conference opponents are often no sweat. Ahem, we got a reminder of Jackson County's toughness in this past boys basketball season! We're talking southern Minnesota of course. Some very solid softball programs down there. Don't tell me the climate is that much better! 

 

The dream 

You know what would be super for MACA softball? Getting the inflatable cover or "dome" for our Big Cat Field. St. Cloud State has been able to swing this, even with that campus in huge retreat. Huge, I tell you. They're actually "fundraising" for $ to tear down what seems like half the campus. I had to do a double-take as I read about aspects of this. Buildings that seem quite contemporary and impressive, now shuttered, awaiting the wrecking ball. But funds are needed. 

Why doesn't the Federal government move in and take care of places like that? Get help from the deep pockets. St. Cloud State meanwhile gets ever more elaborate with its athletics/fitness facilities. 

An inflatable cover here in Morris would mean softball could get going under perfect conditions right after basketball! Teams from a wide area would presumably be lined up to come here for early-season play. Or heck, even mid-season. Y'all know the vagaries of the weather. If it isn't the cold, it's the cotton pickin' wind or wet grounds which I'm sure can happen at our "softball complex." 

Are people sharing concerns about the lack of decent accommodations for fans at the complex? Why do people choose to sit (in their own chairs) out by the outfield fence? This is the kind of serious liability that a new facility would be designed to SOLVE. But we're stuck with it. I'll repeat that the newest of the three fields out there - the one named "Riley Brothers" - forces batters to face the sun too much for late-afternoon or early-evening games. 

The old UMM field at the same location was actually superior. Remember the brick dugouts? I moaned when I saw those taken down. Fans enjoyed themselves at the old UMM softball field. I know because my daily walking route goes right past there. I know a lot more than some of the town's glory-seekers. Always have. So, I still ask questions about the "water treatment plant," located incidentally right next to the softball complex. I might call the street "boondoggle alley." 

We don't see the "Cesar Chavez" name out in that neck of the woods anymore. So this erasure has been caused by "allegations?" And the guy is deceased, not able to defend himself? Any lawyer should have reservations about this IMHO. Of course, Republican elected officials love any excuse to put down organized labor. They will jump at the opportunity. You all will start revising your enraptured view of the GOP. It's a slow process, granted. 

The MACA softball Tigers got to 8-0 with their 10-0 win over BOLD on Thursday at BOLD. BOLD is of course where there is a "criminal investigation" of school district finances. No headache like that here. 

The score was also 10-0 when the Tigers disposed of Marshall (also the "Tigers") on Monday. Before that they trampled on Sauk Centre 18-0 and 15-0. The beat goes on, if I may cite a pop song title from the 1960s (Sonny and Cher). The MAHS pep band played "The Beat Goes On" back when I was a member. 

On Monday the Tigers will go on the road to play DGF. There's actually still a lot left of the regular season.

 

Tigers  8, BOLD 0

Haley Kill was super in the pitching circle Thursday. She tossed a one-hit shutout. She set down ten BOLD batters on trikes. Zero walks to boot! Site of the action was Dirks Park in Olivia. 

The Tigers didn't get going offensively until the third inning. We plated three runs in the third, five in the fifth and two in the seventh. Our line score was ten runs, ten hits and the zero in errors. Boffo! Kill contributed a hit and an RBI. 

Nora Boyle who also supplies pitching had a two-for-four boxscore line. She socked a double, scored a run and drove in one. Ryla Koehler was an RBI machine with her five! She doubled as part of her two-for-three line. She drew a walk and scored a run. 

Mia Lu Asche had a hit, a stolen base, a run scored and an RBI. Oh, I only have a player's number for reporting on another Tiger. That would be No. 7. Sorry I cannot provide the name. This Tiger went one-for-one with a run scored. Samantha Konz had a hit in her only at-bat. She worked BOLD pitching for three walks. She crossed home plate twice. 

Aina Rose had a hit, a stolen base, a walk received and two runs scored. Harmony Coverdale stole two bases and scored a run, this while posting a one-for-four line. For BOLD, Piper O'Neill had the hit. 

Haley Kill pitched the full seven innings in a superlative way for MACA. 

We're into that time of year when we start planning to attend graduation receptions!

 

Addendum: I see on "Maxpreps" that No. 7 for the Tigers is identified as Leah Berlinger. But I hate to go by that. If I'm wrong I look bad. 

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Printed campus media can be liability

I remember when a college confiscated all the student newspapers from the newsstands because of an upcoming visit by then-president Bill Clinton. Must have been something pretty unflattering in there. I remember here in Morris a music faculty person who according to legend did the same sort of thing with copies of the University Register, when the Register had an op-ed that he disfavored. 

College newspapers can include a lot of pointed opinion. Letters to the editor can be adventures to pore over. Grievance, ax-grinding. There's a lot to be said for just excluding the more ax-grinding stuff. I'm sure some of the commentary can make administrators squirm. 

We're supposed to admire the press for being bold, uninhibited. But sometimes maybe discretion is the better part of valor. I haven't paid close attention to the University Register here in Morris this academic year. One thing that jumped out at me is that it's much smaller than it used to be. Maybe that makes the editor show more discretion as "gatekeeper?" 

Another possibility is that they want to put out a more classy product, you might say a more positive product. I remember decades ago when I'd pick up a paper and see so many letters to the editor from student government members who were at each other's throats. Man, vitriol. One of my high school classmates was in UMM student government and had his name bandied about, initials T.S. I started to wonder if he liked this kind of attention in a perverse way. 

The larger question in my mind was whether "student government" was even a positive thing. Are such great things really at stake with student government? If so, maybe it's dysfunctional. Just let administration run the place. 

Erin Adler

Conflict is not a good thing for UMM to countenance now, really not in any form. When the chancellor has to address today's student government of the absolute certainty that UMM will survive, we ought to worry. There must be a basis for thinking the opposite might happen. The dire possibilities are on our minds with the Star Tribune article by Erin Adler. The sensational headline wording. Not the kind of attention we'd seek now. 

Ditto for what happened in the aftermath: the sudden change at the chancellor position. Advocates for the place had to wonder if the sky might be falling. Well, is the sky falling? UMM and all of higher education is approaching the "demographic cliff." Walking on eggshells a little. 

And a student newspaper with its generally uninhibited ways can be rather like a bull in a China closet. The best example I could cite of this is from many years ago and I don't think it was even reported locally. Details came out much later in a publication called "City Pages." I remember discovering the incident while researching in "City Pages" online, probably when I did my online reading at the library and before I started blogging. 

I pluck everything from my memory here. Old "City Pages" material is now archived online but it's behind a paywall. I don't pay to read anything online. Frankly I don't buy anything online. 

I'll try to be brief summarizing this. The UMM campus "conservatives" at the time were agitated as they generally are, aggrieved at how the prevailing media are so "liberal." Here's my little violin, but I digress. 

The Register editor extended these prickly souls an olive branch. The editor gave them the opportunity to produce some stuff. So the assignment was to cover the U's "rally day" at the capitol. It was a "softball" type of story. 

They just could not behave responsibly. They were disruptive, just to bring attention to themselves! To be sort of anarchistic? Well, someone made up an outrageous quote and attributed it to a very important person in the state legislature. Oh I'll name-drop: Dean Johnson. Johnson got so mad he threatened to sue. I smile as I remember how I personally weighed the theory that Johnson became chairman of the board of regents because of a settlement. Just speculation naturally. 

Dean Johnson

Johnson may be best remembered for his pretty significant dust-up with the Minnesota Supreme Court. He was on the hot seat because of a minister who attended a presentation he gave, a minister with a concealed tape recorder! The Chief Justice had to come forward and make a public denial about something. In factual terms I think Johnson was actually correct. 

I'm veering away from my main point about college newspapers. They can produce controversy in ways that the standard press outside of academia does not. Administrators are in the real world of seeing that the money keeps coming in. The kids might treat their journalism like it's rather a lark. 

I remember what appeared to be an organized letter writing campaign in the Register that attacked a local landlord. I remember a "restaurant review" that absolutely hosed a well-known local restaurant, unfairly in my view although the place I'm sure was not perfect. 

Today UMM tries to build a collaborative relationship with area businesses. 

Perhaps I should elucidate further with the UMM music faculty person. His ire was raised by an op-ed from a student who had been working to try to establish an "intramural jazz band." Kids who had been in high school jazz band but were not studying music at UMM. On the surface I thought the kid's idea was kind of neat. A group made an attempt at rehearsing in the HFA hallway and campus security was called, according to background in the op-ed. The claim was that the music discipline was not going to be cooperating. 

Many years later some kids actually got in trouble for confiscating issues of "Northstar" which in my mind was an absolute bomb-throwing publication, courtesy our aggrieved "conservatives" on campus. 

I could write more here but let me repeat: I don't think a PRINTED on-campus media is even needed anymore, might actually be harmful to the institution's interests if some kids were to behave like a bull in a China closet.

Here's the UMM student newspaper: "The University Register."

 

Addendum: I can remember when the campus paper was the "C.C. Writer." That's for "campus and community." Those were "analog" days when a paper was put together using scissors and a "waxer!"

   

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Tigers show stellar pitching in 4-0 start

Monday was a super day for MACA softball and in two games not just one. The Thunder Hawks of Montevideo came to Motown. The host Tigers had little trouble putting both games in the win column. So the 2026 softball season is in full swing with the orange and black showing its characteristic high quality in regular season play. 

No matter how shimmering our regular season record, the big question is if we can get through the section where so often, the southern Minnesota teams await as the nemesis. Can 2026 be the exception to the rule? Fans would certainly like to see a waltz into state. 

"Waltz" is just what the Tigers did in their Monday home doubleheader. Game 1 was a 16-1 thumping of those T-Hawks. And the pitching credit here went to Nora Boyle. I published my summary of that game on my "Morris of Course" blog yesterday (Tuesday). I encourage you to check out that post with this link:

https://morrisofcourse.blogspot.com/2026/04/maca-softball-overpowers-montevideo-in.html 

 

Still focused

I greatly enjoy trying to stay relevant with my journalistic activity on behalf of the Tigers. Thanks. And soon we'll be feeling the anticipation for graduation! 

Well, moving on to Game 2 of the doubleheader, let's acknowledge out of the starting gate that Haley Kill is the pitcher getting kudos. What a gem Kill pitched. She worked the whole way in the 19-0 success. She only needed to apply her arm for four innings. In that span she struck out ten Monte batters and walked none! A-plus. The losing pitcher was Emmary Birhanzl. 

MACA scored its 19 runs on 12 hits and executed flawless fielding. We failed to score in the first inning but then got totally untracked in the second for ten runs. We polished things off with one run in the third and eight in the fourth. 

 

The hit parade 

Let's roll up our sleeves for the hitting summary. Lots of potent sticks in the MACA lineup. Maybe save some of those hits for the section? Just kidding. 

Bailee Bellmore was a terror on the basepaths as she stole four bases! She doubled in her only at-bat. She scored two runs, drove in one and drew a walk. 

Kill was the noteworthy performer with her bat as well as with pitching. At the plate this Tiger had three hits including a double in her four at-bats. She too was quick on the basepaths with two steals. Plus she scored two runs and drove in three. Let me insert here that her pitching produced a no-hitter! 

Ruby Lhotka tripled in her only at-bat. She scored two runs, drove in two, drew a walk and stole two bases. Jade Marty walked, stole a base and crossed home plate once. Mia Lu Asche was a perfect one-for-one with her hit a triple. She scored three runs, walked twice, reached on hit-by-pitch and stole two bases. 

Aina Rose had a hit, a run scored and stole a base. Nora Boyle walked twice and scored a run. Harmony Coverdale was off to the races for three stolen bases. Plus she scored a run and walked twice. 

Madalyn Pope rapped a hit, stole a base, scored two runs and drove in two. Samantha Konz doubled, scored a run and drove in two. 

Addison Smith was among the speed demons on the basepaths: four stolen bases. She doubled, scored two runs and drew a walk. Then we see Brenna Jergenson coming through with a triple, walk received, a run and an RBI. Ryla Koehler added to the mix with a hit and an RBI. 

Alas, no hits by Montevideo.

 

Tigers 7, Melrose 0

Momentum continued for MACA going into Tuesday. Haley Kill was again in command with her pitching. Two no-hitters over two days! Wow. 

The Tuesday story was a 7-0 win by coach Holmberg's squad. So we're 4-0. It has been a good week for weather.

 

Whither the Catholic Church?

Is there any Morris area fallout from the Pope falling greatly out of favor with the U.S. presidential administration? What a rift this is. Oh, normally our political leaders would strive to avoid any direct confrontation with the Catholic Church or certainly the Pope personally. 

Pope Leo

But MAGA is now firing broadsides at Pope Leo and the Catholics. Chutzpah? A miscalculation? Donald Trump always seems to land on his feet. His followers really never desert him. Oftentimes people like me think "oh, this is the last straw. Trump is finished." It never happens! 

I'm sure our local zealots like the people who populate the pews at Good Shepherd Church are sympathizing with the Orange Man. Even when the Orange Man puts forward for the world to see an image of himself as Jesus Christ? This is freshly in the news. There will be a smattering of criticism on something like this. But it always fades, always. MAGA believers always coalesce again around their leader and their leader is not Jesus Christ, it is Donald Trump. 

When will we start to see  outright worship of Donald Trump at our "conservative" local churches? Actually "conservative" means fiscal responsibility but those people don't even care about that now. How about $200 billion for the "Iran war?" So we can blow up more schools? Oh, the Iranians are led by bad people? Well is it always our responsibility to clean that sort of thing up? 

Is Putin bad? Trump is buds with the Russian leader. 

We just got a bad inflation report. Look out you all: higher prices. Fuel costs are up because of the war.

 

I for one think the image below is blasphemous. I am a total outlier from the majority of our Christian churches in West Central Minnesota now. I did not seek this. I ended my church membership even though I was in a "liberal" ELCA church. And those churches are dying. Someday I am convinced that good will prevail over evil. And if it does not?

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com