Men can drool over Sophie Cunningham

Caitlin Clark is back but it's far from certain if she can produce real highlight reel stuff again. Her "Fever" played yesterday (Saturday) and won. Beat the New York "Liberty" in fact. But it's just pre-season. 

Surely "CC" has been the catalyst for women's basketball making great strides. Being in the pros might slow down her superstardom. Only the best in the pros. 

I'm wondering if anyone besides me has noticed a change in the "look" of women's basketball. A change from much of its history. Not talking about the style of play. Not talking about sheer entertainment value of the game. I ought to hesitate right now, not go any further with this. My goodness, what exactly is on my mind? 

It's something that could get into a horrible minefield if I seek to elucidate. I'm talking about players' "looks." About the most subjective realm for discussion that you could imagine. I will argue that many years had to pass before the "cute" or feminine girls felt comfortable wrapping their arms around basketball. I would suggest that such girls for a long time considered such sweaty and intense action "unbecoming" for them. They went in other directions. 

Sports was left largely to the girls who might be considered "rough," or perhaps inviting terminology that would make feminists want to strangle me. "Tomboyish?" Or edgier yet, "butch?" But I will argue that my assessment here is totally on the money. And I don't care about anyone's actual "sexual orientation." But I find the "butch" thing to be quite the turnoff. No equivocation IMHO. 

We have learned thanks to Caitlin and others that a girl who is fully attractive by the standards of your typical heterosexual men can play basketball with the best. Struck me as rather a revelation when it sank in. Should we be surprised? Well, probably not. 

Feminists again would want to string me up for talking in terms of "standards of typical heterosexual men." Feminists have to acknowledge that whether they like it or not - they definitely don't like it - heterosexual men have a pretty fixed perspective. We don't like to admit such judgments. Guys my age were coached in the days of Dean Martin and Bob Hope to feel attracted to a certain, ahem, prototype for attractive women. 

Network TV knew what people wanted, knew what men wanted. Go ahead and hurl brickbats. 

I studied a team photo of the Iowa Hawkeye women from this past season and had to note: not a single "butch"-looking woman in the group! 

Girls sports was just starting when I was in high school. I laud the women who were pioneers. They were not the Homecoming royalty type of girls. Today they might well be. Cultural norms are always evolving. We can be supremely happy. But women's basketball has experienced further development over the last approximately three years. If it ever was a sport for the "rough-hewn" girls - terminology again risky - it is not now. 

Sophie is alluring

I consider a teammate of Caitlin Clark's - Sophie Cunningham - to be an incredibly attractive female. Attractive even by the standards of Dean Martin and Bob Hope. I really never thought the day would come. In the past I would have expected such a female to be bowled over by the girls who were more visibly muscle-bound. But no, not only is Sophie Cunningham a superb player, she actually has an "enforcer" role mainly to protect Clark. 

What I write of her is a sea change and I think it's most welcome. 

 

Would Sophie object to my headline for this post? I think not and that's because this "knockout" has no problem putting herself forward as a sex symbol!

 

Celebrate with music! 

Now I'll share with you my lyrics to an original song I wrote, inspired by Ms. Cunningham. I re-purposed an old melody for a song I wrote about baseball player Chico Ruiz. That song I titled "He Stole Home." The new song you see below is titled simply with the player's name: Sophie Cunningham. I frankly think I am in love! Watch Sophie, Caitlin and others over this coming WNBA season. Basketball in summer! And why not?

 

"Sophie Cunningham"

by Brian Williams 

 

Stole my heart

She did and it wasn't close

As she played her game of basketball

With her blond hair bouncing and her smile wide

She has me so enthralled

She can shoot

The lights out with anyone

As her 3's go arcing toward the hoop

She will help the Fever when the game is close

Her talents all turned loose

Side by side

With Caitlin they have no peer

Watch them sprint so fearless on the court

I'd be so wide-eyed if I could play with them

In just a game of "horse"

Women's hoops 

Is fab in the summer months

There's no lock for baseball as the best

How can you beat watching Sophie Cunningham

And Caitlin and the rest?

She turns heads

Arouses a primal flame

On the court and with her podcast too

She is right in league with movie actresses

A full-fledged ingenue

You should know

This player of whom I sing

I'll repeat: it's Sophie Cunningham

You should tune in, watch her shoot and drive the lane

Her presence is so grand

You might think

That Caitlin will steal the show

That's OK, you're not the only one

We still love the Hawkeye who can turn it on

But Sophie is such fun

She was once

A Tiger in college days

Drawing cheers throughout the "show me state"

And she showed Missouri fans just how it's done

To make the Tigers great

Yes I sing

Of Sophie and how she plays

Up and down the hardcourt she just cooks

But I have to say I put her in the class

of Sydney Sweeney's looks

All it takes

Is watching a YouTube short

You will see that Sophie is a queen

And the Fever in their crimson uniforms

Will surely be your team 

 

Sophie in the white version of the Fever uniforms

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - musicstuff54@gmail.com

Everything coming up roses for softball!

Look at those MACA softball Tigers! Racking up the wins! So now it's an 8-0 won-lost record, a 6-0 mark in the conference. 

One problem is that our conference is not known to be real strong. I'm puzzled as to why that could be. 

How is it a problem for MACA? Well, it's in terms of not being tested well enough. Tested in order to be optimally prepared for the section level of post-season. The ultimate goal of course is to make state. In my distant past I traveled to cover the Tigers in state. It's a blast! 

Too often through the years we've seen teams like Jackson County be a roadblock. This after the Tigers had a sizzling regular season campaign. The conference opponents are often no sweat. Ahem, we got a reminder of Jackson County's toughness in this past boys basketball season! We're talking southern Minnesota of course. Some very solid softball programs down there. Don't tell me the climate is that much better! 

 

The dream 

You know what would be super for MACA softball? Getting the inflatable cover or "dome" for our Big Cat Field. St. Cloud State has been able to swing this, even with that campus in huge retreat. Huge, I tell you. They're actually "fundraising" for $ to tear down what seems like half the campus. I had to do a double-take as I read about aspects of this. Buildings that seem quite contemporary and impressive, now shuttered, awaiting the wrecking ball. But funds are needed. 

Why doesn't the Federal government move in and take care of places like that? Get help from the deep pockets. St. Cloud State meanwhile gets ever more elaborate with its athletics/fitness facilities. 

An inflatable cover here in Morris would mean softball could get going under perfect conditions right after basketball! Teams from a wide area would presumably be lined up to come here for early-season play. Or heck, even mid-season. Y'all know the vagaries of the weather. If it isn't the cold, it's the cotton pickin' wind or wet grounds which I'm sure can happen at our "softball complex." 

Are people sharing concerns about the lack of decent accommodations for fans at the complex? Why do people choose to sit (in their own chairs) out by the outfield fence? This is the kind of serious liability that a new facility would be designed to SOLVE. But we're stuck with it. I'll repeat that the newest of the three fields out there - the one named "Riley Brothers" - forces batters to face the sun too much for late-afternoon or early-evening games. 

The old UMM field at the same location was actually superior. Remember the brick dugouts? I moaned when I saw those taken down. Fans enjoyed themselves at the old UMM softball field. I know because my daily walking route goes right past there. I know a lot more than some of the town's glory-seekers. Always have. So, I still ask questions about the "water treatment plant," located incidentally right next to the softball complex. I might call the street "boondoggle alley." 

We don't see the "Cesar Chavez" name out in that neck of the woods anymore. So this erasure has been caused by "allegations?" And the guy is deceased, not able to defend himself? Any lawyer should have reservations about this IMHO. Of course, Republican elected officials love any excuse to put down organized labor. They will jump at the opportunity. You all will start revising your enraptured view of the GOP. It's a slow process, granted. 

The MACA softball Tigers got to 8-0 with their 10-0 win over BOLD on Thursday at BOLD. BOLD is of course where there is a "criminal investigation" of school district finances. No headache like that here. 

The score was also 10-0 when the Tigers disposed of Marshall (also the "Tigers") on Monday. Before that they trampled on Sauk Centre 18-0 and 15-0. The beat goes on, if I may cite a pop song title from the 1960s (Sonny and Cher). The MAHS pep band played "The Beat Goes On" back when I was a member. 

On Monday the Tigers will go on the road to play DGF. There's actually still a lot left of the regular season.

 

Tigers  8, BOLD 0

Haley Kill was super in the pitching circle Thursday. She tossed a one-hit shutout. She set down ten BOLD batters on trikes. Zero walks to boot! Site of the action was Dirks Park in Olivia. 

The Tigers didn't get going offensively until the third inning. We plated three runs in the third, five in the fifth and two in the seventh. Our line score was ten runs, ten hits and the zero in errors. Boffo! Kill contributed a hit and an RBI. 

Nora Boyle who also supplies pitching had a two-for-four boxscore line. She socked a double, scored a run and drove in one. Ryla Koehler was an RBI machine with her five! She doubled as part of her two-for-three line. She drew a walk and scored a run. 

Mia Lu Asche had a hit, a stolen base, a run scored and an RBI. Oh, I only have a player's number for reporting on another Tiger. That would be No. 7. Sorry I cannot provide the name. This Tiger went one-for-one with a run scored. Samantha Konz had a hit in her only at-bat. She worked BOLD pitching for three walks. She crossed home plate twice. 

Aina Rose had a hit, a stolen base, a walk received and two runs scored. Harmony Coverdale stole two bases and scored a run, this while posting a one-for-four line. For BOLD, Piper O'Neill had the hit. 

Haley Kill pitched the full seven innings in a superlative way for MACA. 

We're into that time of year when we start planning to attend graduation receptions!

 

Addendum: I see on "Maxpreps" that No. 7 for the Tigers is identified as Leah Berlinger. But I hate to go by that. If I'm wrong I look bad. 

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Printed campus media can be liability

I remember when a college confiscated all the student newspapers from the newsstands because of an upcoming visit by then-president Bill Clinton. Must have been something pretty unflattering in there. I remember here in Morris a music faculty person who according to legend did the same sort of thing with copies of the University Register, when the Register had an op-ed that he disfavored. 

College newspapers can include a lot of pointed opinion. Letters to the editor can be adventures to pore over. Grievance, ax-grinding. There's a lot to be said for just excluding the more ax-grinding stuff. I'm sure some of the commentary can make administrators squirm. 

We're supposed to admire the press for being bold, uninhibited. But sometimes maybe discretion is the better part of valor. I haven't paid close attention to the University Register here in Morris this academic year. One thing that jumped out at me is that it's much smaller than it used to be. Maybe that makes the editor show more discretion as "gatekeeper?" 

Another possibility is that they want to put out a more classy product, you might say a more positive product. I remember decades ago when I'd pick up a paper and see so many letters to the editor from student government members who were at each other's throats. Man, vitriol. One of my high school classmates was in UMM student government and had his name bandied about, initials T.S. I started to wonder if he liked this kind of attention in a perverse way. 

The larger question in my mind was whether "student government" was even a positive thing. Are such great things really at stake with student government? If so, maybe it's dysfunctional. Just let administration run the place. 

Erin Adler

Conflict is not a good thing for UMM to countenance now, really not in any form. When the chancellor has to address today's student government of the absolute certainty that UMM will survive, we ought to worry. There must be a basis for thinking the opposite might happen. The dire possibilities are on our minds with the Star Tribune article by Erin Adler. The sensational headline wording. Not the kind of attention we'd seek now. 

Ditto for what happened in the aftermath: the sudden change at the chancellor position. Advocates for the place had to wonder if the sky might be falling. Well, is the sky falling? UMM and all of higher education is approaching the "demographic cliff." Walking on eggshells a little. 

And a student newspaper with its generally uninhibited ways can be rather like a bull in a China closet. The best example I could cite of this is from many years ago and I don't think it was even reported locally. Details came out much later in a publication called "City Pages." I remember discovering the incident while researching in "City Pages" online, probably when I did my online reading at the library and before I started blogging. 

I pluck everything from my memory here. Old "City Pages" material is now archived online but it's behind a paywall. I don't pay to read anything online. Frankly I don't buy anything online. 

I'll try to be brief summarizing this. The UMM campus "conservatives" at the time were agitated as they generally are, aggrieved at how the prevailing media are so "liberal." Here's my little violin, but I digress. 

The Register editor extended these prickly souls an olive branch. The editor gave them the opportunity to produce some stuff. So the assignment was to cover the U's "rally day" at the capitol. It was a "softball" type of story. 

They just could not behave responsibly. They were disruptive, just to bring attention to themselves! To be sort of anarchistic? Well, someone made up an outrageous quote and attributed it to a very important person in the state legislature. Oh I'll name-drop: Dean Johnson. Johnson got so mad he threatened to sue. I smile as I remember how I personally weighed the theory that Johnson became chairman of the board of regents because of a settlement. Just speculation naturally. 

Dean Johnson

Johnson may be best remembered for his pretty significant dust-up with the Minnesota Supreme Court. He was on the hot seat because of a minister who attended a presentation he gave, a minister with a concealed tape recorder! The Chief Justice had to come forward and make a public denial about something. In factual terms I think Johnson was actually correct. 

I'm veering away from my main point about college newspapers. They can produce controversy in ways that the standard press outside of academia does not. Administrators are in the real world of seeing that the money keeps coming in. The kids might treat their journalism like it's rather a lark. 

I remember what appeared to be an organized letter writing campaign in the Register that attacked a local landlord. I remember a "restaurant review" that absolutely hosed a well-known local restaurant, unfairly in my view although the place I'm sure was not perfect. 

Today UMM tries to build a collaborative relationship with area businesses. 

Perhaps I should elucidate further with the UMM music faculty person. His ire was raised by an op-ed from a student who had been working to try to establish an "intramural jazz band." Kids who had been in high school jazz band but were not studying music at UMM. On the surface I thought the kid's idea was kind of neat. A group made an attempt at rehearsing in the HFA hallway and campus security was called, according to background in the op-ed. The claim was that the music discipline was not going to be cooperating. 

Many years later some kids actually got in trouble for confiscating issues of "Northstar" which in my mind was an absolute bomb-throwing publication, courtesy our aggrieved "conservatives" on campus. 

I could write more here but let me repeat: I don't think a PRINTED on-campus media is even needed anymore, might actually be harmful to the institution's interests if some kids were to behave like a bull in a China closet.

Here's the UMM student newspaper: "The University Register."

 

Addendum: I can remember when the campus paper was the "C.C. Writer." That's for "campus and community." Those were "analog" days when a paper was put together using scissors and a "waxer!"

   

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Tigers show stellar pitching in 4-0 start

Monday was a super day for MACA softball and in two games not just one. The Thunder Hawks of Montevideo came to Motown. The host Tigers had little trouble putting both games in the win column. So the 2026 softball season is in full swing with the orange and black showing its characteristic high quality in regular season play. 

No matter how shimmering our regular season record, the big question is if we can get through the section where so often, the southern Minnesota teams await as the nemesis. Can 2026 be the exception to the rule? Fans would certainly like to see a waltz into state. 

"Waltz" is just what the Tigers did in their Monday home doubleheader. Game 1 was a 16-1 thumping of those T-Hawks. And the pitching credit here went to Nora Boyle. I published my summary of that game on my "Morris of Course" blog yesterday (Tuesday). I encourage you to check out that post with this link:

https://morrisofcourse.blogspot.com/2026/04/maca-softball-overpowers-montevideo-in.html 

 

Still focused

I greatly enjoy trying to stay relevant with my journalistic activity on behalf of the Tigers. Thanks. And soon we'll be feeling the anticipation for graduation! 

Well, moving on to Game 2 of the doubleheader, let's acknowledge out of the starting gate that Haley Kill is the pitcher getting kudos. What a gem Kill pitched. She worked the whole way in the 19-0 success. She only needed to apply her arm for four innings. In that span she struck out ten Monte batters and walked none! A-plus. The losing pitcher was Emmary Birhanzl. 

MACA scored its 19 runs on 12 hits and executed flawless fielding. We failed to score in the first inning but then got totally untracked in the second for ten runs. We polished things off with one run in the third and eight in the fourth. 

 

The hit parade 

Let's roll up our sleeves for the hitting summary. Lots of potent sticks in the MACA lineup. Maybe save some of those hits for the section? Just kidding. 

Bailee Bellmore was a terror on the basepaths as she stole four bases! She doubled in her only at-bat. She scored two runs, drove in one and drew a walk. 

Kill was the noteworthy performer with her bat as well as with pitching. At the plate this Tiger had three hits including a double in her four at-bats. She too was quick on the basepaths with two steals. Plus she scored two runs and drove in three. Let me insert here that her pitching produced a no-hitter! 

Ruby Lhotka tripled in her only at-bat. She scored two runs, drove in two, drew a walk and stole two bases. Jade Marty walked, stole a base and crossed home plate once. Mia Lu Asche was a perfect one-for-one with her hit a triple. She scored three runs, walked twice, reached on hit-by-pitch and stole two bases. 

Aina Rose had a hit, a run scored and stole a base. Nora Boyle walked twice and scored a run. Harmony Coverdale was off to the races for three stolen bases. Plus she scored a run and walked twice. 

Madalyn Pope rapped a hit, stole a base, scored two runs and drove in two. Samantha Konz doubled, scored a run and drove in two. 

Addison Smith was among the speed demons on the basepaths: four stolen bases. She doubled, scored two runs and drew a walk. Then we see Brenna Jergenson coming through with a triple, walk received, a run and an RBI. Ryla Koehler added to the mix with a hit and an RBI. 

Alas, no hits by Montevideo.

 

Tigers 7, Melrose 0

Momentum continued for MACA going into Tuesday. Haley Kill was again in command with her pitching. Two no-hitters over two days! Wow. 

The Tuesday story was a 7-0 win by coach Holmberg's squad. So we're 4-0. It has been a good week for weather.

 

Whither the Catholic Church?

Is there any Morris area fallout from the Pope falling greatly out of favor with the U.S. presidential administration? What a rift this is. Oh, normally our political leaders would strive to avoid any direct confrontation with the Catholic Church or certainly the Pope personally. 

Pope Leo

But MAGA is now firing broadsides at Pope Leo and the Catholics. Chutzpah? A miscalculation? Donald Trump always seems to land on his feet. His followers really never desert him. Oftentimes people like me think "oh, this is the last straw. Trump is finished." It never happens! 

I'm sure our local zealots like the people who populate the pews at Good Shepherd Church are sympathizing with the Orange Man. Even when the Orange Man puts forward for the world to see an image of himself as Jesus Christ? This is freshly in the news. There will be a smattering of criticism on something like this. But it always fades, always. MAGA believers always coalesce again around their leader and their leader is not Jesus Christ, it is Donald Trump. 

When will we start to see  outright worship of Donald Trump at our "conservative" local churches? Actually "conservative" means fiscal responsibility but those people don't even care about that now. How about $200 billion for the "Iran war?" So we can blow up more schools? Oh, the Iranians are led by bad people? Well is it always our responsibility to clean that sort of thing up? 

Is Putin bad? Trump is buds with the Russian leader. 

We just got a bad inflation report. Look out you all: higher prices. Fuel costs are up because of the war.

 

I for one think the image below is blasphemous. I am a total outlier from the majority of our Christian churches in West Central Minnesota now. I did not seek this. I ended my church membership even though I was in a "liberal" ELCA church. And those churches are dying. Someday I am convinced that good will prevail over evil. And if it does not?

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Accommodating UMM's donors

Remembering American cultural history has been a priority of mine for writing. I happen to have a trait of wanting to remember the past, even the minutiae or hyper-local aspects. And I have found the trait to hardly be universally shared. "Why do you think about that stuff?" People prioritize the present and their present needs which is hard to argue against. 

I remember traveling to many out-of-town high school sports events in a party that included the late Rick Lucken. He was a Vietnam War veteran and rather a character, likeable. Not one to conceal what was on his mind either. So he told me about how some local people with interest in UMM sports had some frustration trying to give money. Heavens, how could that be? 

Well, I imagine those were times when UMM felt very secure with its financial underpinnings from the State of Minnesota. Which was nice of course. But as private money came to be more and more relied upon, the institution could not be so arrogant in laying down rules/restrictions. Leave it to an unaccountable bureaucracy to employ the latter. 

So Rick told me there were prospective donors who really wanted their $ to go toward the higher-profile sports of football and men's basketball. UMM football went through a genuine heyday for a long time. Instead of saying "thanks and we'll take your money," the institution told such individuals that their $ had to go to the overall sports program. People got discouraged about that. The teams that we might describe as "fringe" did not inspire the opening of pocketbooks, you might say. 

And in the category of American cultural history, we must remember that girls and women's sports had to climb the rather challenging mountain of gaining legitimacy. 

There was a time when the UMM women's basketball coach made a special gesture of "thank you" to me when in fact I really just did what was fair and reasonable. I remember some players at season's end jogging up the bleachers at the P.E. Center to give me a card and a verbal thanks. It made me happy yes. But it made me feel I had "gone the extra mile" for women's hoops as if this commitment was needed sort of for political reasons. And I was not the most enlightened person. Hey, I remember when the 3-point shooting rule was created and I doubted for a time if girls or women could even make these shots! 

Our high school administration was not without such shortcomings. Let me explain: it was years before the bleachers got pulled out on both sides of our 1968 gym for girls basketball. The boys got the "full meal deal" as it were. (Wasn't that an old Dairy Queen promotion?) 

Music departments had to stop being so accommodating with "pep band" because they were getting whip-sawed by demands from the formerly fringe teams that were starting to thump their chest. 

I remember my father directing a quite bona fide UMM pep band when the "basketball team" (men) played at the "P.E. Annex." No women's sports yet. Isn't that amazing? Just like in movie "Hoosiers," the feminine gender was restricted to cheerleaders. 

Chris Voelz

The women got involved and their leaders had to fight for parity. Remember Chris Voelz at the U of M? Women's athletic director? An absolute lightning rod for so long, as she led women's sports through what amounted to land mines. I was inclined toward some criticism myself. Many of us, perhaps led by Sid Hartman of the Star Tribune, felt the old big-time men's sports needed some slack, some benefit of the doubt. Sid would always say "leave football out of it" when it came to equity rules. 

When all was said and done, women's sports ended up with the best possible outcome. It did not need so much bureaucratic insulation to succeed, hey it succeeded on its own merits! Just take Iowa women's basketball as one example. I heard a little retrospective about that from Iowa media recently. The  U of Iowa women were once totally obscure and minor compared to the men. Today that program would rival the men although the men are doing awfully good. But what a joy! It's not even an outlier. 

But let's get back to Rick Lucken's little story from UMM's past. The hindering of prospective UMM sports donors could only come from a past feeling of entitlement when private $ was not coveted so much. Why not let certain boosters come forward to help certain teams? Hey it might even be the women's teams. Or maybe soccer which I presume started small too. If you look in back issues of the Morris newspaper from when UMM soccer began, you will see generous coverage with shall we say a little extra flair. Yes that might be associated with yours truly. 

My flair did not always satisfy everyone but I digress. The coverage was supplied by yours truly. And I did it with a definite sense of history. It's a Williams family trait as far as UMM is concerned. My father directed the pep band at the P.E. Annex where it played the original UMM fight song. The song was eventually retired. And no, I'm not sitting here feeling resentful about that. The P.E. Annex was a lot like the gymnasiums we saw in "Hoosiers" with Gene Hackman. 

I told my little story about the past would-be sports donors to my main contact person with UMM today. She said the sense of "obstacles" or frustration was certainly not imposed today. My mind sifted through this and it didn't take long to arrive at the logical conclusion/deduction. If certain big donors want to direct $ to the traditional high-profile teams, well then that's fine, because then there could be more "institutional money" spread to the other teams. Maybe this would defeat the purpose in the minds of said donors. But remember, people always feel good when pitching in to help UMM. 

But what of UMM's future now? Very much clouded, it would seem. It would seem we are at the mercy of the U president. Or maybe not: maybe she's just acting in response to those above her, maybe not even the regents but rather the legislature. My father always understood that the buck stopped there. He had extensive experience within the U before UMM was even created. 

The original UMM fight song would sound great as a straight instrumental presentation. There might have been a problem with the lyrics. I'm thinking of a specific line. But as an instrumental presentation it would have to sound good, it would have to. The original head of the campus "commissioned" my dad to write it along with the "UMM Hymn." 

Some people only associated my father with the men's chorus which was certainly "famous." But he directed everything at various times. He was the only UMM music faculty in the institution's first year, 1960-61. 

 

Egg on my face 

Oh, women certainly came around to making the 3-point shot! I am willing to admit how I underestimated them. Mea culpa. And this past winter I enjoyed watching the UMM women play just as much as the men! But my donated dollars go toward music!

 

Addendum: Re. those long-ago trips including Rick and me, around 1990, I remember when more than once we traveled for a game at BBE and ended up in the wrong town! Belgrade instead of Brooten or the other way around!

"Collective?" UMM ought to be aware that the term is connected to all kinds of "liberal" stuff like socialism, communism and woke-ism. Perhaps the term should be avoided. People hate socialism although I guess they like their Social Security and Medicare.

- Bran Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

How do you feel about April snowfalls?

"There's always something scenic about April snowfalls." So writes Randy Olson of Bonanza Valley in an email to me on Thursday evening. "Here's the view from the RFC (a.k.a. now "Cougar Sports Center") a little after 6 p.m. Bless Randy for his glass-half-full attitude. And bless Randy for his continued interest in our UMM campus. We're in Jazz Fest weekend 2026. The show of jazz may be quite fine but IMHO we're relying on too many musicians who are not current UMM students.  For example the whole trumpet section from NDSU. This is not how it used to be at UMM obviously. Will our new chancellor make a dramatic announcement of cuts shortly after graduation? Word is, Janet Ericksen did not wish to go ahead with such cuts. What are they going to be? Remember that about half the buildings on the St. Cloud State campus, seemingly, sit there locked up now, and SCSU is actually "fundraising" to try to get $ for demolition.

 

April snowfalls in the Upper Midwest ought to inspire a song. N'est-ce pas? Perhaps one or two have been written. The snowfalls come as of course we are all so eager for the milder conditions. Not only that, we are sick of the late spring non-descript weather, weather that seems good for absolutely nothing. 

So this is what Missouri winters are like, pretty much throughout. That is what I have read. We had a UMM choir director a few years ago who spent some of her early career in Missouri. She said it made her uncomfortable because "lynchings once happened there." It is the state of Josh Hawley. Maybe that's an even bigger indictment. 

An April snowfall thus gives the illusion that winter is visiting us again. But of course the snow of such occurrences is so, well, "transitory," if I might use the word popularized by the Federal Reserve. "Transitory." As in transitory inflation (which of course it turned out not to be). Don't you all realize that another burst of inflation is on the way? It is certain due to the increase in fuel costs resulting from this curious military adventure in Iran. 

You see, presidents prior to the current one, whose name I really don't like to type, resisted pressure from Israel's ruler to initiate this kind of kinetic action. Other presidents held back in the proper measured way, even while making the obligatory statements of support for Israel. 

Politicians need to heed the change in the climate of opinion. Each new generation of young adults is less receptive to the old mantras of support for Israel. Increasingly we are disturbed by the disruption caused by Israel in the world. And now our more naive president has dragged us into a mess that will almost surely have severe consequences for our well-being. 

Taking on Iran is much different than Iraq. The president's supporters through the years became skeptical of our adventure in Iraq. So it's strange they have now learned to wave a flag of support for what's happening in Iran. 

 

Are we callous? 

I for one have not forgotten the horrible tragedy of the U.S. Tomahawk missile that took out a girls school in the early stages. Are we just supposed to forget about that? Or, the incident were we sank an Iranian ship and did not rescue survivors? What kind of people have we become? 

But the Trump people continue to be stooges or morons and just keep singing the praises of Dear Leader. The phenomenon proceeds full-fledged out here in rural West Central Minnesota. It simply will not abate, probably because so many of these zombie-like people see MAGA as an extension of their Christian faith. 

I absolutely could not get into the spirit of Easter. Are all such folks now ready to deal with another wallop from inflation? I thought concerns were already high enough about the prices in our day-to-day lives. Fuel prices affect everything. And are you among those who hope for lower interest rates? Much as Trump would like to browbeat those who make these decisions - e.g. the criminal investigation of Jerome Powell - his strong-arming on this will not work, and that is because the Federal Reserve has to listen to the bond market. 

I thought Republicans were so great to proclaim "there is no free lunch." Well, now their president wants us all to roll over and accept something like $200 billion for the "war effort." And Trump says the Federal government's only responsibility is "national defense," i.e. feeding the war machine. He says social welfare should be turned over to the states. And hey you knaves, states are not allowed to run a deficit. 

Do you even care about the quality of your own lives? At what point can you be awakened? What will it take? But if your reverence toward Donald Trump is connected to your "Christian" faith, it will be such a heavy lift. 

So you're willing to make deep personal sacrifices just to make sure Trump can be kept on a pedestal? I mean do you think he really cares about you? In the end he may just flee to some foreign place. He'll leave his sycophantic assistants/enablers behind. For the time being those individuals suck up to him. Wait until the tempest really starts building up. 

But can MAGA really keep its grasp on power? We cannot predict such things. We like to assume good always prevails over evil. Well, knock on wood. We had a U.S. Senate candidate here in Minnesota who was on record saying "the bad guys won World War II." He got the endorsement of a major political party. So did Roy Moore in Alabama. 

Shall I pray over the whole situation? Who would I pray to? Does God even exist? Can we be sure Jesus Christ was even a real person?

  

Does this image offend you?

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

How much reverence on Easter?

Ward Voorhees is a pillar of First Lutheran Church if anyone is. Of course this church is navigating rough waters now. We might even describe it as a dead church or former church. And I stress that would not be a stretch. 

Many of us gravitate to church for Easter Sunday. What kind of holiday is this? Well it is fundamentally a religious holiday. "Good Friday" precedes it? How good can we really feel with such a focus on the literal torturing-to-death of Jesus Christ? 

We are in fact encouraged to feel "down" for Good Friday, then the idea is to do a complete reversal for Easter Sunday. The behavior is prompted by the belief that Jesus Christ rose from the dead and God would forgive everyone of their sins if they would accept Jesus as their Savior. Oh c'mon, isn't this whole story a little fantastical? Couldn't all this have been faked? People with political or philosophical motivations can go to great lengths. 

OK so how do I assess the whole fantastical story? Really truly I would like to think it's true. My mother would want me to be so disposed. So at times I close my eyes and really truly try to realize that it is true and I am "saved." But if I tell people I have chosen this commitment, it would not seem right because doubt seems inevitable. 

If I were on my death bed tomorrow I really truly would try to believe. But I really can't help but believe it's a put-on. A canard? 

Christmas? We don't even know the date on which Christ was born. However, I have always found the manger story so endearing. So I'd try to believe it anyway. I wrote a song about the Little Drummer Boy as the story was told in the 1960s TV stop-motion special. The Little Drummer Boy is not in the Bible. 

The Christmas story is charming. I'd find Easter and the lead-up to it horrifying. Do you want to see an increasing number of young people leave the Christian faith? Just keep hammering away on the godawful physical abuse of Jesus Christ leading up to his being nailed on the cross. I do not recall so much violent imagery from when I was growing up at First Lutheran. The point about Christ's death was made in a more general way. "Hew died for our sins" 

What of all the human beings that existed in the time before that? They were guaranteed to spend eternity in hell? Well, were they? 

 

Dark cloud 

Today the Christian faith in America is under a terrible cloud because of how Donald Trump hovers over us every day. Why do we live with this? Why do we accept a congressperson out here in western Minnesota who talks and acts like an extension of Donald Trump? And she's following the marching orders on the military conflict in Iran. 

Now Trump's unbalanced nature is having a terrible effect on the whole world. A destabilizing effect. It's done to help Israel? The Jews of Israel do not even accept Christ as their Savior. So then, why do all the Jerry Falwell disciples across America sing Israel's praises? I guess it's "fulfillment of Biblical prophecy." 

Interpreting this thick tome called the Bible can go in seemingly endless directions, n'est-ce pas? I remember a radio host who said he wouldn't even keep a caller on the line once this individual quoted the Bible. 

Maybe this matter would not be so important if American "evangelical" Christianity was not now such a menace on the world stage. It is part and parcel with this 80-year-old man named Trump. And why oh why have not the intelligent people of America risen up to try to end this? To end this abomination? 

Soon we'll feel another big blast of inflation. Are you really truly ready? Trump says the Federal government exists only for "national defense" which can be interpreted as war and aggression. Look at how he has spoken about Greenland, Canada and Cuba. It mirrors perfectly what Germany once projected before it had to be put down violently. 

We are sitting here like sheep as this happens. There are others like myself trying to ring a firebell in the night. But it is so futile. 

 

Not sensitive 

How do you think the non-Christians of Morris feel when they try to go to Willie's today (Sunday) and find that it is closed? Closed for Easter. Is this the last year we'll see this? Willie's used to be closed every Sunday. You might say those were Norman Rockwell times. Those times have faded into oblivion. And it's for the better. 

I'd have a chocolate bunny for Easter but I've had some issues with diabetes. Right now I believe I am "pre-diabetic." 

Ward Voorhees of First Lutheran Church has certainly lived a blessed life getting to age 90. His First Lutheran Church - my former church - now only meets in its own building every other week. I cannot in good conscience continue to belong. I have seen the gradual erosion of FLC over the last few years. I wasn't sure it would come to this. 

The vote on gay ordination absolutely supplied the dagger. Truman Carlson was mad when he left FLC. Carlson was an iconic resident of Morris if anyone was. 

I can find a very nice ELCA church service to take in every week from Cincinnati now. "Lutheran Church of the Resurrection." 

The sun is out as I complete the first draft of this blog post. I should proclaim that it looks like a joyous Easter. I cannot adopt any such sentiment. Donald Trump is a menace for the whole world right now. Jerry Falwell began laying the building blocks for this. Most of the Stevens County churches follow right along. The Pope resists Trump in the same spirit that I do. Can Catholicism in America survive?

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com