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The late Ralph E. Williams with "Heidi" - morris mn

The late Ralph E. Williams with "Heidi" - morris mn
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Monday, February 3, 2014

1962 "State Fair" movie puts us right there

The 1962 movie "State Fair" is more than the sum of its parts. It's sort of a guilty pleasure to watch it and enjoy. We see Ann-Margret in her breakthrough role. We see the maligned Pat Boone who in the '50s was enlisted to sing covers of R&B hits.
Critics were most impressed by Ann-Margret and Pat Boone in this movie. On the whole, critics didn't rave about the movie. It didn't meet box office goals. It cost $4.4 million and grossed just $3.5 million. Today it projects the rarefied air of an earlier time. It shows up on cable TV with fair frequency. That's probably why I'm writing about it today.
I'm also reminded of "State Fair" by an event that was held at my First Lutheran Church, Morris, recently. The church presented a "cookie bake." We could see some cookie masters actually prepare their recipes. Better yet, we could sample the warm cookies later.
One of these masters was Sharon Ehlers. She explained that her recipe that day included rum extract. This prompted a little humor of course. I was reminded of the Alice Faye character in "State Fair," the mother, who prepared her mincemeat entry for competition. The father, played by Tom Ewell, felt the mincemeat was a little flat.
The movie was made in the 1960s when we as a society found considerable humor in alcohol consumption. The Ewell character sneaked some brandy into the mincemeat. Alice Faye later returned to the kitchen, unaware of this little adulteration, and decided to add her own brandy. The judges at the fair were enamored. Wally Cox played the chief judge. (My generation remembers Wally mainly for being on "Hollywood Squares.")
Faye's character took the top prize. I had more than one of Sharon's cookies at the church. I'm sure the rum extract was a negligible ingredient, hardly like emptying a bottle of brandy into the mix. It made for some fun joking.
Who doesn't feel charmed by fair judging? Especially at the state fair which is the most prestigious level for judging.
Indeed, the movie appeals to our love for our own state fair and the county fairs that are down the ladder.
Who doesn't love the fair? It's a great leveler of our culture, drawing people across all lines that might otherwise divide us. At my stage of life, and my mother's, it's most fun to just sit in front of the rest cottage at the Stevens County Fair and watch all the people. Some stop to visit. Everyone enjoys the open air.
The 1962 movie "State Fair" captures the atmosphere in an authentic way.
The fair is about 4-H and farm demonstrations, the carnival, the family atmosphere and the introduction of young people in domestic and farming activities. Getting first place at the state fair is a really big deal. Tom Ewell's character wins with his beloved huge hog named "Blue Boy," remember? Perhaps the most charming song in this musical is when "Abel Frake" serenades his pig.
Serious ag professionals might not like this, because hogs are not intended to be companion animals. I would hope they could suspend such judgment for the sake of enjoying a movie.
The 1962 "State Fair" projects authenticity largely because it was actually filmed at a state fair. The scene is Texas. That's a shift from earlier versions of the story. The previous versions - the stage musical and the 1933 and 1945 movies - were set in Iowa.
 
Filming in shadow of "Cleopatra" 
Filming at a real state fair was a stroke of good fortune. And it came about due to economic circumstances. The 1962 "State Fair" was filmed in the aftermath of the Hollywood disaster "Cleopatra." Elizabeth Taylor starred in "Cleopatra" in a monumental and expensive flop.
Hollywood, being the business machine it is, had to deal with the consequences of bad judgment. Moviemakers were forced to be highly cost-conscious for a time. I wrote a post about "The Lost World" in which I reported that special effects had to be cheapened to deal with the "Cleopatra cash drain." The sci-fi "Lost World" took the risky route of using real contemporary lizards, putting horns on them and then filming them in such a way as to make them seem giant. No "stop-motion" (Ray Harryhausen).
"The Lost World" came off as something other than laughable, and today it shows up periodically on TV just like "State Fair."
In the case of "State Fair," filming at a real state fair eliminated set and staging costs. It was a boon for the film, as it turned out.
One of the songs from the original had to be removed: "All I Owe Ioway" (about Iowa of course). The song was replaced by "The Little Things in Texas."
 
Roles had to reflect our mores
The 1962 "State Fair" gives us the old-fashioned notions about love and gender roles. Love is this ethereal quality that just sweeps us off our feet. Sometimes in real life this happens, but we realize deep down it's mostly mythology.
We see Bobby Darin as "Jerry Dundee," a brash TV interviewer. We see him dismissing a woman with whom he has promised to have a beer. It comes off as rude. "Jerry" has just become smitten by the Frakes' daughter. Pamela Tiffin plays "Margie" who of course seems pure as the driven snow. She comes to the fair with no apparent special talents. She's the wholesome farm girl.
We know that the Hollywood minds would have someone like the Darin character, street-wise as it were, become fixated on Margie. We're not supposed to sympathize with the woman who wanted to share the beer, because that's not wholesome. Today we would consider "Jerry's" behavior rude nevertheless. Sharing a beer is innocuous.
Hollywood promotes firm stereotypes, or at least it did then. Gender stereotypes could be very firm. Women more than men were guided by emotions. Women were vulnerable. They couldn't engage in the same vices as men, lest they be perceived as having low character.
Pamela Tiffin represented the ideal. Her desirability in the eyes of men was built on intangibles. She's the only Frake family member not seeking awards for her endeavors at the fair. She's quite receptive to finding love. Thanks to her fleeting interview with Bobby Darin on the fairgrounds, the dye is cast.
We fear toward the end of the movie that the two are separated for good. "Jerry" is climbing his professional ladder. Then we see the triumphant reunion because, after all, we can't go home realizing a girl like "Margie" got abandoned. The two reunite dramatically at the outskirts of the little rural town.
"Margie" is the sister to the Pat Boone character, "Wayne Frake," whose skill at the fair is sports car racing. OK, so Pat Boone falls in love with Ann-Margret. Critics agree that Ann-Margret (as "Emily Porter") absolutely sizzles on the screen.
I had to watch the movie more than once to realize there's no triumphant reunion at the end, with Wayne and Emily, like the Darin/Tiffin reunion. The moral of the story? Ann-Margret despite her appeal was, after all, a "showgirl." For crying out loud, it's not like she was an exotic dancer. She was a true dance artist, but I guess by the standards of the time, we weren't supposed to be totally approving.
One review states that Ann-Margret is a "sexy showgirl." If by "sexy" you mean attractive, well then Ann-Margret fits the bill. Her kind of dancing requires hard work. Maybe that was the problem: Women as full-fledged professionals or artists weren't in the mainstream, culturally, then.
Again, the Pamela Tiffin character seemed the ideal. The Pat Boone character arrives home and decides to contact his old girlfriend. Presumably this girlfriend is more in the mold of the Pamela Tiffin type. Earlier, we saw Ann-Margret withdraw from Boone because of her fears about being considered a "tramp." "Tramp" itself is a dated term. We're reminded of that girl whom Darin dissed, who expected to "share a beer." No-no.
We want "Margie" (sans any talents but wholesome) to win out.
As a musical, "State Fair" of course has music as a prime selling point, such as "It's a Grand Night for Singing."
It's easy for critics to take potshots at the 1962 "State Fair." I find some plot elements to be stupid. Who would make a bet with a friend ($5) on whether they'd have a good time at the fair? This is like the old worthless practice of giving someone a dollar to bet for them in Las Vegas.
Having the mincemeat judge be so bumbling, empty and susceptible to the allure of alcohol, seemed stupid. Wally Cox played the judge named "Hipplewaite."
  
The glory of mincemeat
Mincemeat is a very obscure product. This movie represents the only contact I've ever had with it.
We learn that mincemeat includes, as a standard ingredient, distilled spirits. Mincemeat is a mixture of chopped dried fruit, spices, those spirits, and sometimes beef suet, beef or venison. It was a popular pie filling from the 15th through 17th Centuries.
Brandy would fit right in but within reasonable limits.
Sharon Ehlers' rum extract in her cookies was within reasonable limits. Of course it was negligible but it's good for prompting a few laughs. Gosh, I hope she can bake up a few more for us sometime (LOL).
The 1962 "State Fair" came out in the same year when my late father Ralph took the University of Minnesota-Morris men's chorus to the Seattle World's Fair. I was seven years old.
Eventually our family would take in our Minnesota State Fair. We attended the auto racing one year. I could visualize Pat Boone out there.
I stayed in the 4-H dormitory one year, not as an exhibitor but as an observing media person. I'll never forget that.
  
Minnesota State Fair memories
I saw grandstand shows through the years, including Lawrence Welk and his ensemble (with the African-American tap dancer), Bob Hope (at his misogynist best), Emmylou Harris (with her "hot band") and Rodney Dangerfield at the apex of his post-"Caddyshack" fame.
I saw ol' Rodney in the early 1980s, and what sticks in my memory is the out-of-control and silly behavior of the audience which was dominated by boomer-age young people. What I won't forget, is that Rodney finally got tired of it. He made remarks indicating as much. Our society was hung over from the cynical '70s. We hadn't righted the ship yet.
I saw Linda Ronstadt at the State Fair giving a performance that I later learned she had to apologize for. I didn't attend such shows very often so I wouldn't have known the difference, really. She wore grubby clothes, kept reaching up to her ear to adjust some sort of device, and seemed to abbreviate the whole thing.
Bob Hope told his famous "grasshopper" joke. A bartender looks down and sees a grasshopper in his bar. He says "I'll bet you didn't know we have a drink named after you." And the grasshopper looks up and says: "You mean you have a drink named Thorndike?"
Ah, the state fair. A critic said of the 1962 movie that despite its thin storyline and other flaws, "there's something about the hominess and wonderful music."
Critics back in 1962 were sticks in the mud with their negative views. They must never have been in 4-H, or tasted anything like that mincemeat, or Sharon Ehlers' cookies!
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Reimers, Holland sisters lead MACA in win

MACA reached the ten-win plateau in girls basketball Friday (1/31). The Tigers entered the weekend at 10-6 overall and 7-2 in conference.
Their Friday foe was ACGC, the Falcons, on the road. The Falcons have had a struggling season. Their struggles continued Friday at the hands of coach Dale Henrich's Tigers. The Tigers won 73-43. They were up 33-22 at halftime.
The decisive win came despite being skunked in three-point shooting. The Tigers really opted not to turn to this tool. They were 0-for-3 in 3's and 29-for-64 in total field goals. In freethrows: 15-for-22.
ACGC made just one 3-pointer in six tries. Jacey Nelson made that '3' for the Falcons.
The Holland sisters combined for 24 points for the surging Tigers. Beth scored 13 points and Becca eleven. But it was Lauren Reimers leading the orange and black in scoring. Lauren poured in 19 points.
Nicole Strobel scored seven points, Liz Tiernan six and Kayla Pring five. Kaitlin Vogel added three points to the mix, while these four Tigers each added two: Sam Henrichs, Lacee Maanum, Abbie Olson and Moira McNally. Rebekah Aanerud put in one point.
Maanum was the MACA rebound leader with eleven. Becca Holland picked up seven rebounds. Beth Holland executed six assists. Reimers led in steals as well as scoring. Lauren's steal total: seven. Beth Holland stole the ball four times. 
Katie Moore was the top ACGC scorer with 14 points. No other Falcon reached double figures. Moore was the top ACGC rebounder with eight. Abbie Halvorson had two assists, and Kendra Miller and Jacey Nelson each had two steals.
The Tigers were stronger in the second half than in the first. They outscored Atwater-Cosmos-Grove City 40-21 in the second half.
 
It's Super Bowl weekend
Marijuana is arguably far safer than playing football, yet marijuana is illegal, and we're surrounded with promotional fluff about the Super Bowl. So, it is a very strange world in which we live.
We as a society are belatedly waking up to the abomination that is football. The players who are young and healthy are under the Klieg lights. Those who have been seriously hurt, whether it's the body or brain, and those who have gotten too old, fade away and we simply don't care about them anymore.
I have written with some regularity about this. So you might wonder: Has yours truly been successful in turning away from football as entertainment? To a large extent I have been (successful), fingers crossed.
It's hard to detach from a longstanding habit. I was on board for the four Super Bowls involving the Vikings, and had my heart broken like everyone else. Today I'm ashamed to realize I ever had an emotional investment in this stuff. How Neanderthal.
So today, while I still have a little curiosity about how certain teams are doing, and certain coaches, I really have withdrawn. It doesn't bother me at all to visit at West Wind Village on a Sunday afternoon, when I might otherwise be watching the Vikings. I don't feel as though I'm making a sacrifice.
The new Vikings stadium is pure folly. It only got approved because it picked up irresistible momentum. Governor Mark Dayton became like a deer in the headlights.
The only hope football has, is to modify itself to eliminate most of the intense contact. Can it evolve into a significantly different game? This is the only dependable path forward.
It's Super Bowl weekend. Who will win? I haven't given it a thought.
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Win No. 6 for MACA boys, score of 75-63

I'm posting on the MACA vs. YME boys hoops game on a day when there are apparently new developments with the sexual assault charges vs. our high school principal. A person with a background at the school told me last night (Tuesday) that the charges have been "tossed out."
What? How is that possible? Shouldn't our local law enforcement authorities be pretty darn certain about such charges before announcing them to the public, and having them reported all over the Upper Midwest, like in several of the newspapers owned by the Forum Communications chain? Or, having these charges laid out in a story on the KMRS/KKOK website that warranted a "XXX" rating?
These charges are as serious as you can get. A prosecutor should be very careful in making them. If the charges were thrown out because of "new information gained," that information should have been obtained and weighed before the charges were made and announced.
To the official making these charges: Do you know what you have done to this young man's life? Do you realize there is no way this individual can ever escape the specter of those charges? Do you realize all the cost and resources that went into training Mr. Peterson to be a school administrator?
Will we now learn the name of the accuser in this matter? The person who was referred to in media reports as the "victim?"
It's a sordid mess that has hurt the school district in terms of the distraction that was caused, the loss of the professional services of Mr. Peterson, and the unseemly nature of the subject matter.
We will be waiting for an explanation from the prosecuting authorities, and see if there's some sort of apology, or maybe even charges directed at them, or a civil case.
Stevens County, in my opinion, has had a reputation for overzealous law enforcement for some time. Perhaps a town meeting should be planned. I congratulate Robert Dalager for his apparently exemplary work on behalf of the principal.
 
Tigers 75, YME 63
On to the real business of our public school: enriching kids' lives. Coach Mark Torgerson's Tigers defeated the Sting of Yellow Medicine East on Tuesday night, Jan. 28 (my birthday) at home. I'm glad my birthday was so inspiring (LOL).
Eric Staebler had a super night, pouring in 32 points and vacuuming the boards for eleven rebounds. Noah Grove was a force helping propel the Tigers to victory too. Noah's point total: 22. Plus he dished out five assists and stole the ball four times. He used 3's to build his point total. Four times Noah sent the ball through the twine from three-point range.
The Tigers were able to overcome the 35 points scored by Sting standout Blake Lindstrom.
The Tigers worked to a 39-29 lead at halftime.
Grove had all but one of MACA's five 3-pointers. Staebler had the other, and the MACA team numbers were five of eleven. In total field goals the stats were 28 of 51. In freethrows: 14 of 23.
Here's the complete scoring list: Staebler (32), Grove (22), Nathan Anderson (7), Bryce Jergenson (6), Jacob Zosel (4) and Andrew Goulet (4).
Staebler's eleven rebounds were followed by Jergenson with seven. Grove and Jergenson each had five assists.
Lindstrom made seven 3-pointers for the visiting Sting. Austin Vikander, a Sting player with family connections to Motown, had a cool night with three points. Chase Richter scored 12 points. Lindstrom had seven rebounds and four assists.
The Tigers came out of my birthday with a 6-11 overall record, 4-6 in conference. Last fall, the YME football team ended a long losing streak by upsetting our Tigers. Fans at the MAHS gym were delighted to see a turnaround in fortunes Tuesday.
Click on the link below to read about the MAHACA wrestling team's recent wins over Paynesville and Benson. This post is on my companion website, "Morris of Course." Thanks for reading. - B.W.
 
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com

Monday, January 27, 2014

Girls score 85 in downing Ortonville, here

Tigers 85, Ortonville 45
The MACA girls roared onto their home court and took care of business Friday (1/24), seizing control by halftime (up 43-23) and downing Ortonville in the end, 85-45.
The Tigers were coming off a loss to Sauk Centre the night before. On Friday the squad was humming in all categories. They now own a 9-6 overall record.
Rebekah Aanerud made three 3-pointers while Becca Holland and Nicole Strobel each made one. As a team the Tigers were five of eleven in 3's. In total field goals: 33 of 86. In freethrows: 14 of 27.
Coach Dale Henrich spread the playing time around. He and the fans were delighted to see 12 Tigers get into the scoring column - all 12 who played. It was Lauren Reimers leading the scoring list with 15 points. Nicole Strobel put in 12 points and Beth Holland eleven.
Aanerud's three-pointers put her total at nine, then we have three Tigers each scoring six points: Becca Holland, Lacee Maanum and Kaitlin Vogel. Abbie Olson scored five points followed by three Tigers each with four: Kayla Pring, Sam Henrichs and Piper Gibson. Correy Hickman added three points to the mix.
Becca Holland and Strobel co-led in rebounds, each with seven. Becca Holland led in assists with six followed by Reimers with four. In steals it was Becca Holland coming through with five followed by Reimers, Beth Holland and Olson each with three.
This was a non-conference game. Ortonville is having a decent campaign and entered the weekend at 8-6. Ortonville made five 3-pointers Friday led by Rachel Hoernermann with three. Becca Peterson made two 3-pointers. Hoernemann led the Ortonville scoring list with 19 points. Breanna Giese put in 13 points.
 
Sauk Centre 66, Tigers 49
MACA hosted a powerful Sauk Centre Streeter team on Thursday, Jan. 23. It was the day after a pretty powerful blizzard. Weather grew normal on Thursday and the Streeters made the trip to Motown.
Sauk came here with an 8-0 conference record. The Streeters were seeking their tenth overall win against one loss. They got it. Sauk succeeded often from three-point range - 12 times in fact - and the Streeters humbled the Tigers 66-49. Sauk owned a 31-20 lead at halftime.
Ali Peterson made six of the Sauk three-pointers and topped their scoring list with 24 points. Madison Greenwaldt and Shania Baum each made two 3's. Alea Gerhartz and Kelsey Peschel each made one '3'.
Sauk Centre made 18 total field goals and was 16 of 22 at the freethrow line.
Coach Dale Henrich's Tigers came out of the night still over .500 at 8-6. In conference: 6-2.
The teams had contrasting personalities on the court, with MACA attempting just three 3-pointers and making one. Becca Holland had the one make. They say you can live by the three-pointer and die by it. Sauk Centre summoned lots of "mo" with long-range shooting. Take a look at the numbers: Sauk had those 12 three-pointers compared with just six field goals from inside the 3-point line.
Becca Holland had the lone MACA '3' but it was her sister Beth leading the team in scoring with 19 points. Becca was No. 2 with nine points. Then came Lauren Reimers with six, Kayla Pring and Kaitlin Vogel each with four, Lacee Maanum and Abbie Olson each with three, and Nicole Strobel with one.
Maanum and Vogel co-led in rebounds with eight. Reimers led in assists with five and in steals with three. Beth Holland had three assists. Olson had two steals.
The Tigers made 17 total field goals in 60 attempts, and were 14 of 29 in freethrows.
 
Boys: Lac qui Parle 66, Tigers 56
The MACA boys made the trip to Eagle country of Lac qui Parle Valley Friday (1/24). This was a non-conference game. Noah Grove got hot in long-range shooting but it wasn't enough. Grove hit five 3-pointers but it was LQPV winning in the end, 66-56.
Lucas Strand was a force for the host Eagles, scoring 18 points, and teammate Kellen Kessler scored nine, all on 3-pointers. Brandon Hill stoked LQPV's cause with eight points, and this total was matched by Garrett Olson and Noah Jensen.
Hill showed a deft touch with six assists. Olson went up to block five shots. Cody Nesvold scored six points for the Eagles, Jon Nielsen had five and Austin Haas four. Nielsen made a three-pointer to complement Kessler's hot touch in that department. Jensen nabbed four rebounds, and Strand had two steals.
Noah Grove had five of the eight MACA three-pointers. Bryce Jergenson, Eric Staebler and Joey Dufault made the others. The Tigers made 22 total field goals and were four of eight in freethrows.
Grove was MACA's top scorer with 19 points, and Jergenson reached double figures too with eleven. Perhaps the LQPV defense took special measures vs. center Staebler, whose point total on this night was a cool seven. Ian Howden scored six, followed by Nathan Anderson (4), Riley Biesterfeld (3), Dufault (3), CJ Nagel (2) and Jacob Zosel (1).
Morris Area Chokio Alberta owns a 5-11 overall record. LQPV fans were most pleased to see their team's win Friday, as wins have been scarce for them (four thus far, against 12 losses).
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com

Friday, January 24, 2014

Youth sports: significant strides, change

I am delighted to still be writing about youth sports in Morris. In this winter that must be challenging for those with seasonal affective disorder, sports gives spice.
The most recent blast of (lousy) weather peaked on Wednesday, a day when no games are scheduled anyway. The schedule has proceeded. Our MACA girls hosted Sauk Centre last night (Thursday). Unfortunately that was a loss, 64-49. I will be posting about the Thursday and Friday games on Monday.
Wednesday's conditions seemed like a blizzard. I hadn't expected such severity, based on the forecasts. Forecasts can be maddeningly vague with words like "snow flurries" and "snow showers."
Wednesday's wind made the word "blizzard" seem appropriate. But strangely, on the morning after, I found I could back out through the driveway without having to shovel. Minnesota weather has lots of vagaries.
The Weather Channel is using both "flurries" and "showers" in connection to today (Friday). In other words, get set for something bad again.
Before this post starts coming across like Andy Rooney, let me get back on topic: youth sports. I don't know if you parents of today realize or appreciate it, but prep sports is wholly healthy and vital today. "What do you mean," you might be asking.
Keep in mind my long background and perspective. I have a black & white photo that shows yours truly along the football sideline in Alexandria, in my role as stringer for the Morris Sun Tribune, in 1972. This was when Watergate was just getting going. Chris Christie was ten years old (and portly?). I'm catching a pass that must have been lobbed to me by a buddy before the game started. I'm wearing a gaudy fishing hat. This was over 40 years ago! I have observed a lot over that time.
I was promoted to the high school pep band before I was really ready or qualified. We played tunes that today would be called "oldies." They were current hits then, like "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" I was in the high school marching band when its show tune was "Marcho Vivo." I can still do the fingering for the trumpet from that tune's signature line.
Boys tended to play brass, girls were attracted to flute and clarinet. If you were a girl who wanted to play the trumpet, you risked being labeled a "tomboy." Once girls sports came into being, there was a much straighter path to being a tomboy. Don that uniform, and go out there and see if you and your teammates can advance the length of the basketball court without being called for traveling.
Does anyone have a list of the original girls volleyball and basketball players for Morris High School? It would be neat having them get together in some type of program and have them share reflections on what it was like being "pioneers." I know Paula Fevold of my MHS Class of 1973 was a pioneer player.
Sports goes through eras and transitions just like all important institutions in our society. Up until the '70s, roughly speaking, we had a sports model that I would define in connection to the movie "Hoosiers." Sports wasn't just healthy participation. The players, male, were like gladiators representing the town in a parochial sort of way. (I'm still mystified why the Barbara Hershey character even attended the games in that movie - she was so sullen.)
Sports was like the lifeblood of the community, its reason for being. When the Morris High School basketball team of 1955 - no need to specify boys - made state in the one-class system, I'm sure many elements of that "Hoosiers" model were in place. The cheerleaders became celebrities. I'm puzzled that in "Hoosiers," we never got to meet them. But maybe that was an extension of the model: the idea that these "cute girls" were just off to the side as an inconsequential trapping, like the band.
I attended a couple MHS Tiger games when the old elementary gym, now razed, was in use. Until 1968 it was not the "elementary gym." (This was one of those gyms that doubled as an auditorium.)
There are no cheerleaders today. Once girls sports got going, band directors everywhere realized they couldn't have the band play at every game anymore. There were too many of them. The very tiny schools, like what we saw in "Hoosiers," slowly went out of existence like a series of dominoes.
So today, "Morris High School" has had the word "Area" wedged into it, which forced a change in the school song. We could no longer chant "M-H-S" in the early part, we had to wedge an "A" in there, which is not at all what composer Bob Schaefer would have intended. I'm bothered, coming from a musical family as I do, that this is even being done.
The solution might come someday when we may go back to the "Morris High School" name. I mean, why not? It's understood that we cover an "area" just like any comparable-size school.
Girls sports ended up being part of a broad evolution in sports offerings. Little by little, the "gladiatorial model" with its Gene Hackman coach, arguing with the local barber, was phased out and we got a far more participatory and egalitarian model. Along with that, that horrible one-class system for basketball with its inherent unfairness, was given the ax.
First we had the two-class system for a number of years. There was still lots of unfairness. The triumph of the new thinking came with the multi-layered class system - even more classes for football than for basketball.
Ten years from now, I might be writing about the death of football. That's still speculative. Any parent who honestly confronts the risks associated with football would have to pull their kid out. The old ingrained thinking remains too strong. These things always take time, just as with taking girls basketball and volleyball every bit as seriously as the boys teams for those seasons.
There used to be a strain within academia that looked down on sports for kids. There was some merit to this thinking, actually, when participation at the varsity level was so limited, when it was viewed as a badge of masculinity and popularity and when wins seemed to equate to glory for your town.
When I was in high school, only the "starting five" of the basketball team really seemed to be special, and we'd joke about the backups and "scrubs" only getting in the games when the outcome was determined. A coach would speak in a condescending way at sports banquets about those backups, saying these individuals "sure helped us in practice" (as if they could have no more value).
Well, we eventually saw the creation of full-fledged hockey, swimming and gymnastics to broaden opportunity. Perhaps we take the Lee Community Center for granted today. There was no such thing when I was young. Oh, and there was no FFA chapter when I was in high school: unbelievable.
Wrestling? Prior to girls basketball, it was the "other" sport, one that self-consciously flailed to try to get some attention and a sense of legitimacy. When the pep band showed up for a wrestling match, we realized it was political. Why would anyone want to come and watch this? It was boring and rather depressing - depressing to see how the losing kids got beat around. The incentive to lose weight in that sport has no positive justification.
When I channel-surf on Mediacom and discover a wrestling match on Channel 22 (from Iowa, most likely), I can't click away fast enough. Today Morris hosts a wrestling program with other towns which in the past had their own programs. The old District 21 wrestling tournament included teams from a number of small towns. That model is gone with the wind. I felt there were too many emotional rivalries in those days, or to be blunt: small town parochialism.
Those poor kids would be perfectly happy being friends with each other if they didn't wear different-colored uniforms and weren't forced to do battle. I remember a Morris wrestler who had to wrestle at a heavier weight class than he would have liked in the tournament - a really fine wrestler - and he just got killed (figuratively speaking) by a wrestler from Hancock. It was so unnecessary to see that.
The values surrounding sports seem much healthier today. Today when a Morris team loses in the first round of the post-season, the parents don't go home crying. They just figure their kids had been through a healthy experience, part of growing up. The parochialism of "Hoosiers" seems to be gone. At least that's how I view it.
Academic people seem far less inclined to pooh-pooh athletics as being regressive, primitive or whatever other such words you want to come up with. I remember an art teacher at St. Cloud State University, last name of Sykora, who went into an absolute rant about sports once. I'll bet you wouldn't hear this today, or if you did, this teacher might be reprimanded from above.
We can't predict what the future might bring. But at some point, I hope it doesn't include football.
  
Let's be futurists
What if the numbers drop off dramatically for football at the younger ages? We have heard about proposed legislation that would prohibit football for boys under the age of 14. There is no way you can make a rational argument against this.
Some have said such rules will "kill off football." Well, here's my little violin.
Football isn't likely to die a quick death, rather we might see the creation of regional "club" teams to replace our current model of a team for every high school. Costs might not have to be borne by school district budgets. Already we see some hockey players willing to commute long distances to be on a team. I don't understand it, but the rabid embrace of hockey is something I have never understood. There is too much intense contact in the sport. And it's cold.
  
Let's deconstruct a little
I can remember being present at many post-season athletic contests that had an atmosphere of pandemonium. I went along with it, except at my subconscious level, where I had reservations. What does all this prove? A group of five kids - the starting lineup for basketball - goes out there and outperforms a group of five kids from another town, using skills honed over countless hours of practice, and toward what end, really?
These skills will be of practically no value to these kids once they graduate. Also, much of these accomplishments can be attributed to innate skills or talent - we all know that. Some kids are born with greater strength and coordination than others. Why do we allow these kids to become gladiators, in effect?
Might the experience even be bad for them psychologically? Do they end up feeling used? Maybe they feel they aren't being rewarded well enough, considering all the "glory" they're bringing for their town.
I'll be more radical in my suggestions: Might prep sports be a relic of an earlier time, when the outlets for constructive youth energy were much fewer than today? Are we, in effect, viewing a fossil?
The regular season games aren't so bad. I remember Stan Kent, MHS football coach in the 1960s, saying he didn't approve of post-season playoffs for football. He said it devalued regular season accomplishments. He said winning the conference was a good enough goal.
I can remember the Hancock and Wheaton girls basketball teams filling our UMM P.E. Center for the post-season. The sound could be deafening. The pep bands challenged your eardrums. Morris girls basketball never had to worry about being any part of that.
Wheaton and Hancock reached incredible heights. I could see that running and pressing were major ingredients in GBB success then. No fooling with passing the ball around the perimeter and "looking for an open shot." This wasn't textbook basketball, it was hand-to-hand combat.
Thousands filled the P.E. Center and ate it all up. I covered a lot of it for the media. I figured that if this is what our school systems want, I should just shrug and accept it.
Hancock Principal Roger Clarke's (RIP) son played the "Batman" theme on electric guitar.
I think because of the four-class system in basketball today, emotions are more subdued and controlled. My, do I welcome that. We don't have a sense of towns being at war with each other anymore. Leave that to "Hoosiers."
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Veil of bad weather doesn't hinder MACA boys

Tigers 67, P-ville 53
MACA was able to play at Paynesville Tuesday night despite what seemed to be a worsening weather situation. I wasn't sure if games were going to be played that night. It appears they all got played. And that was good news for the MACA boys, because they downed the Bulldogs.
Eric Staebler and Noah Grove again made special contributions. Staebler was a force with his 17 points and 14 rebounds. And Grove came through with 13 points that included three 3-pointers.
The Tigers achieved their fifth win of the season, score of 67-53. Coach Mark Torgerson's squad was up 33-27 at halftime.
Grove had all but one of the team's three-pointers. Staebler had the other, as MACA put up team numbers of four-for-ten. In total field goals the Tigers made 27 of 53. And from the freethrow line: nine of 15.
Staebler's 14 rebounds were followed by three Tigers each with four: Bryce Jergenson, CJ Nagel and Nathan Anderson. In scoring, Staebler with his 17 points and Grove with 13 were followed by: Anderson (10), Jergenson (9), Jacob Zosel (7), Riley Biesterfeld (6), Andrew Goulet (2), Nagel (2) and Jordan Arbach (1).
The Tigers outscored Paynesville 34-26 in the second half.
Paynesville tried lots of three-pointers with limited success: six makes in 23 tries. Mitchell Weidner made four of those. Andrew Topp made the other two, and this Bulldog led in rebounds with ten.
Topp was the top Bulldog scorer with 16 points, followed by Weidner with 14. Jordan Roos dished out four assists.
If there was any doubt about the direction the weather was taking, it was clear on Wednesday when the word "blizzard" would have applied. The Tigers got home Tuesday night before the turn for the worst. I felt it was prudent for everyone to just stay home Tuesday night. But I'm old and cautious.
Right now as I'm typing this - early afternoon on Thursday - it's colder than all get-out.
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com

Monday, January 20, 2014

Hoops: boys & girls impress in Friday play

Boys: 69-63 win
MACA prevailed in an overtime thriller at home Friday (1/17). The opponent was Melrose.
Regulation time ended with the score 58-all. Fans at the MAHS gym were on the edge of seats for the OT extension. Jordan Arbach was a standout. This Tiger put in six points during OT. Noah Grove went to the freethrow line and showed poise. Grove made a pair of freethrows with 30 seconds left, helping seal the win for MACA.
The final score: 69-63. It was MACA's fourth win of the season against ten losses. Coach Mark Torgerson's crew outscored the Dutchmen 36-28 in the first half.
The orange and black faithful are now looking for another little win skein to start.
According to the Willmar newspaper, the Tigers' next game is tomorrow (Tuesday). But in the MAHS school calendar, it says the Tigers will play tonight (Monday) at Eden Valley-Watkins. I'm surprised at the school calendar, because isn't today a holiday? Isn't it Martin Luther King Day? Whatever, maybe the Willmar newspaper is right, and the next game is Tuesday at Paynesville. We'll see.
In beating Melrose, the Tigers were sharp and efficient in three-point shooting. They made five of nine attempts from beyond the 3-point stripe. Grove was a leader with three of the makes. Eric Staebler made the other two.
In total field goals the Tigers were 23 of 49. In freethrows: 18 of 28.
Staebler and Grove were characteristically at the fore of the Tigers' scoring. Staebler put in 25 points and Grove 15. Bryce Jergenson scored eight points followed by Arbach and Nathan Anderson each with six.
Jacob Zosel added five points to the mix and Andrew Goulet four.
Staebler topped the rebounding with seven. Zosel led in assists with five followed by Jergenson and Staebler each with four. Goulet was tops in steals with five.
Melrose wasn't at all bashful about shooting from three-point range. Melrose had fair success with this weapon too, making 13 of 29 attempts. Seth Noll, a familiar rival for MACA sports teams, was sharp with his shooting eye Friday, making eight long-rangers. Cole Van Beck and Ben Klaphake each made two 3-pointers, and Cesar Cervantes made one.
Noll scored a team-best 24 points. Tyler Braegelman pulled down 12 rebounds for Melrose. Noll led the Dutchmen in assists with five and in steals with four.
 
Girls: Tigers 68, Benson 39
The MACA girls took care of business Friday (1/17) with a 68-39 win. The Tigers were on the road playing Benson. This was a suspense-free game in contrast with the MACA boys game at home, an OT affair.
Coach Dale Henrich's girls team worked to a 33-22 halftime lead. MACA picked up steam in the second half, outscoring the maroon-clad Braves 35-17.
This was victory No. 8 on the season for our orange and black crew, against five losses. In conference the Tigers have the quite robust 6-1 numbers. They made 28 of 85 field goal attempts Friday. In 3's they had only four attempts, making two, with Beth Holland and Liz Tiernan having the two makes.
In freethrows the Tigers posted 10-for-21 numbers.
Becca Holland topped the scoring list with 14 points. She was joined in double figures by Beth Holland with eleven and Lauren Reimers with ten. Kayla Pring scored eight points and Lacee Maanum six. Liz Tiernan scored five, followed by these three Tigers each with four: Sam Henrichs, Nicole Strobel and Abbie Olson. Piper Gibson contributed two points.
Becca Holland led in rebounds with 12, followed by Pring with eight. Reimers was the assist leader with seven followed by Beth Holland with five. Olson had four steals and Reimers three.
Kaitlin Vogel had six shot blocks.
Hannah Ricard led the host Braves with her 17 points. Taylor Laumeyer made two 3-pointers for Benson. Ricard pulled down six rebounds while Cyra Carlson had five. Krista Motzko dished out three assists.
Benson has had a winless season.
Viva Morris Area Chokio Alberta boys and girls basketball for 2014!
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com